In all shocked! Mouse stuck in the printer!

All the accounting in shock!
Not able to resist, even if not in theme, but it's something!

Sent a picture, so with this text:

Speaking on ICQ.

- Hello! Our printer does not work!
- And what happened to him?
- Stuck mouse!
- Mouse? And with this printer?
- Hmmm ... now is the picture ...
- Http://povandy.averuga.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/myshka-v-printere.jpg

How to remove pop-up advertising AdSubscribe, which requests to send SMS.

Today is the beginning shoot out t-shirts advertising, in the title, writes that from the service AdSubscribe.
When you try to click the link to the removal of ads, opens a window with the message that under the terms of the agreement need to look at ads 999 times, or send a paid SMS.

From the Task Manager it can be removed only with a browser (iexplorer or FireFox).

Long rummage and found the solution:
1. Finding all occurrences AdSubscribe on disk with the system it is in C:\Documents and Settings\(username)\AdSubscribe\, delete the entire folder. AdSubscribe.dll can not delete it using the system. 'll either have to unload it, or enter into windsurfing in safe mode and delete it.
2. Registry Editor find all references to AdSubscribe and delete them.

You can search in the registry the location of the counter opening the windows and set 999, and then delete, but most likely инфа keep the counter is not in the clear!

CD «Mixtape King Vol. 1 »: Preview

A preliminary review of the long-awaited miksteyp 

11 September 2007, - six-year anniversary of all the events in New York. But, in addition, this Tuesday, which means that the date of issuance of albums abroad. And lately it seems that in the part of the Internet, which is devoted to hip-hop culture, there are no other topics to discuss, except for the upcoming battles Kanye West and 50 Cent. Yes you did know about it no worse than me. But the most ridiculous, that for many of you this day, preparing a release, even povazhnee than albums overseas heavyweights. Because of recent information miksteyp SD «Mixtape King Vol. 1 »was released on 11 September. 

I do not want to now talk about how fair and deservedly popular UnderWHAT? in our country (indeed, until all the same in our Runet). I do not want to analyze the causes and possible consequences of this phenomenon. The fact remains: Vitya popular, and with that, and me, and you have to accept. 

Now there are more interesting cause for debate. To me fell into the hands of advance-version of this miksteypa. How can this happen, even if you remain a mystery. You can take, for example, that I am a hacker Hell. All the same it will never believe that the board of directors personally gave me blank (even more so this is really not very well). In any case, the fact remains: in front of me - mind! - 31 total track length of more than an hour and a half. Obviously, one disc is all the way will not be. Tracks marked 01-25 and then 01-06, so you can even suggest the idea of issuing miksteypa on two discs, that is unreal arrogantly and boldly ... Another possibility seems to release on one disc with bonus tracks or in mp3-format, or vylozhennymi Internet. 

However, before the release still more than three weeks, the tracklisting is clearly inconclusive, something he could add something to it, probably, lost. And the title track, in most cases still working. But all this does not listen to the less interesting. Play! 

01 - intro by Monk (Lil Jon Instr) 

Gesture in the style of early «Andervotera». 

02 - Know Who Remix ft NP Gerike Quota & Matt (Matt Quota Prod) 

One of my favorite tracks from the album Gerike got a new life with the board: 
   Skank in blantah, whiskey in the Batlle

Notably, the Gerike has recorded a new couplet for this miksteypa. 

03 - The Boss Remix ft & Chekist Ivanhoe (Ivanhoe Instr) 

Another remix of a well-known on the track. Chekist, of course, it sounds somewhat weaker, but a CD is much more evil couplet: 
   ... Not intelligent hoodlum, 
   Just Ham and rough, 
   Brazen as pizdets ... 

04 - Do Dirt Rompe Flow (Daddy Yankee Instr) 

Finally, the first solo track. The club song with a sudden slip of the board speed flow and abandoned refrain Daddy Yankee. 

05 - Dead Or Alive Flow (Camron Instr) 

Rifmovka board is suddenly reminded that there Serega, whether Ivanhoe: 
   The kid, I repe on your soul, as Dzhippers Krippers, 
   Kid, you're in the repe poeben, a small bird lapwing, 
   My style will remember thy - remembered ... 

06 - Lean Back Flow ft Chekist & Lyons (Fat Joe Instr) 

With such hit instrumentalami it is very difficult to do anything for miksteypa, because one way or another, will be compared with the original track. Especially if you leave overseas chorus, as done here. Unexpectedly good Lyon: 
   Come on, Lei dirt, I'm not afraid to fall. 
   Close the mouth, I have the best Jesus Christ ... 

07 - In I give Remix ft Serega (Ilya Ferre Prod) 

Minute CD couplet at minus «In I give». 
   To give all of ahue 
   I am thy maids fuck 
   I do not force 
   Sami climb, knots on my dick 
   On the dick, I need all your graters ... 

08 - Get Em Flow (Jr Writer Instr) 

   Under the table blowjob 
   Well suspended language 
   Dense flow, yo 
   Do-do, mommy 
   You are with us today tusish 
   So be ready 

To do this a long time, mommy 

Well, in general, it is understandable. Moscow pornorep under negative Dipset. 

09 - Guck My Man Flow ft Dunja & Chekist (Kool Savas & Azad Instr) 

Track from Ddrop. This represents a small, imbued with the spirit, khm, unity. Well, as always, Dunja:
   And obviously opposed to our phonogram 
   From a range of commands with the same votes. 

10 - Mas You know who Baby Girl Flow ft NP Gerike (Jim Jones Instr) 

Gorilla again, this time with an exclusive track. Board in his style: 
   I am involved and wrapped - not doebatsya. 
   Not «ellipsis» - directly, without punctuation. 

Gerike excellent - probably one of the best couplets in miksteype. 

11 - London London Flow (Fergie Instr) 

Duet with Fergie, in which a voice similar to a board of directors suddenly ... Drago. Pornorep again, in general: 
   You skachesh to me like a ball 
   Vstaesh cancer as zapravskaya damn, 
   The language you pet him. 
   Ma, I am to you for the person. 

In this context, particularly amusing refrain heard in the performance of Fergie ... 

12 - CD and $ t ft $ t (Crime Mobb Instr) 

   This board and ST 
   On the head crown 
   Our track is strictly for all 

With such names, of course, sin is not to write a joint track. And, of course, represents spiteful. 

13 - I will teach you Der Chief Flow (Fler Instr) 

Excellent panchlayn: 
   All of our lives - the game 
   All of your life - needle 

In general, except for this could be nothing to read here. County, my friends, all the cases. 

14 - Breathe Flow (Fabolous Instr) 

   This is not a new Russian rap, 
   And I do not barbate nannies ... 

Understandably hint, yes? 

15 - Do you want to be with us Let's Do It Flow ft Dunja (Method Man & Redman Instr) 

Another decoration miksteypa a couplet Duni. Even pity quotes from his couplet - listen to themselves in time. Generally, it is format club track with the desired degree of banality. 

16 - Bury Me A G Flow (Young Jeezy Instr) 

Then, as I understand it, cunning drama with a vengeance to a traitor to the repetition of the word «bitch» across the floor. 

17 - Нахуй Rumble Young Man Rumble Flow ft Da Art & Joker of PR (Juelz Santana Insr) 

The central, perhaps, hit miksteypa. It seems the same as that for the rest of the disc, represents the same, the same pathos, smiksovanny with aggression, but it is here, perhaps, came in one place all the necessary components: instrumental, feed the guests, a simple but powerful panchlayn ( see title). 

18 - Do not approach near ft Tommy of MoneyMakaz (Moob Deep Instr) 

Back street, again areas ( «Sokolinaya», «Kutuzov»):
   Near my area and my пацаны my yard, my street. 
   You know the board? Do not know I sinned, 
   You can not love me, but is obliged to know all the same 

In fact, a logical extension (repetition?) Song «My District» (Ddrop fy. Jino). 

19 - Your Kumir ft Da Art & Slou Flow (Ak Beatz Instr) 

Not so much pathos, as paf-paf you. 

Unexpectedly quiet track, though again, represents a classic. 

20 - Swan Remix ft Bianca (Bianca Instr) 

It does not fit into the miksteyp composition. Romantic, lyuboff, la-la-la ... And many frightening Bianchi. Very unexpected, of course, the line CD. 

21 - Leather So Soft Flow ft Nike of MoneyMakaz (Lil Wayne Instr) 

It seems that the board had already podustal these tracks, and, most strange, that it is quite a person. Gone aggression, there is something almost no gravity. Almost meditative track. 

22 - Death Rap Flow ft Joker of P.R. (Necro Instr) 

Return «classic» CD, declaring war on the entire Russian-speaking underground. Powerful track, but this style is already podnadoela ... 

23 - I'm just a board of directors (Bushido Instr) 

Do not believe it is a social rap. 
   The harsh reality is alone. 
   Near the distinguished mayor of bald builds the house, 
   And it is us hardly feels for the people. 
   In Russia, without бабла you never gave up, I believe. 
   But I only CD, 
   And it is unlikely that I have changed the world, 
   I wish only happiness for those who love. 
   I want my mom cried at night less 
   And that friends are not killed. 
   More people know themselves. 

Emo-rap is about, you know ... A very unexpected turn of events. 

24 - The last number Remix ft Ivanhoe (Ivanhoe Instr) 

Pomereschilos appears. Here, everything is fine, everything is in order. SD and Ivanhoe - in fact, it would be logical if this was the last track on miksteype. 

25 - I Rap Remix ft St1m, Yes Art, Lyon, El Bint, Coddy & Dizer (Ilya Ferre Prod) 

Another remix of the already very boring track. And this version of me seemed weaker than the one clip, filmed in the Ukraine. Very strange, for example, the sound breaks in couplet Dusty. 

01 - Rap is not Sdohnet (Nas Instr) 

Excellent interpretation of the track «Hip-Hop Is Dead». And very cool that the board is re-bob. 

02 - All Pohuy (Fat Joe Instr) 

Same as in most of the previous track, only this time a bit «Make It Rain». 

03 - Each MC In Rashe (Moob Deep Instr) 

And this time - a «Burn». 

04 - Peter Soset, Moscow Solves (Kach Diss) (Fler Instr) 

But it has been interesting. A normal, hard, even though quite a primitive response group Kach. Even pity that MasterBoy is not likely to hear this track ... 

05 - cherries Down And Out Flow (Camron Instr) 

One of the few tracks vylozhennyh Internet. 

06 - boyfriend Remix ft Sue (Sue Inst) 

Unexpected remix for quite a fresh hit. The unique combination of tin and glamor of street R & B. 

Let some results. Except for a few tracks released miksteyp if not monotonous, it is very, eee, solid. And then each of you has to decide whether you're listening to a long period of time are similar to each other, as odnoyaytsovye twins, evil and aggressive represents the board, lightly seasoned porn tracks about, for example, blowjob under the table. Monotony, however, skrashivaetsya plenty of visitors, although not all of them fit is as good as the NP Gerike, Dunja, $ t and the Joker. 

Note that the tracks do not smiksovany with each other - perhaps this will be remedied over time. But at this point it may even have some positive meaning: it is very convenient to retain a few tracks and liked to listen to their already separated. Because personally for me an hour and a half Vitino pathos - this enumeration. 

Once again I remind you that before the release of the remaining months, and many in this miksteype can change.

World news

Influenza A/H1N1 virus found in Japan and Australia

The presence of virus confirmed by four people: three in Japan, and one woman in Australia. This transmits Reuters. According to the Japanese authorities, cases of infection confirmed by passengers, arrived in Japan from Detroit. All affected hospitals. The remaining 49 passengers flying this flight, sent a check.

In Australia, one woman complained that during his stay in the United States she had symptoms similar to influenza. Results of tests showed a weak presence of the virus A/H1N1. Now the patient is fully recovered, the risk of transmission of the virus, it does not.

Second on the mainland of China, human case of influenza A/H1N1 revealed on Tuesday, the Ministry of Health, PRC. Diseased - 19-year-old student - May 8, arrived by plane from Canada to Beijing. On Sunday, he felt bad, he picked up the temperature, however, on Monday, he traveled by train from Beijing to the administrative center of the eastern city of Jinan, Shandong province. In the way the patient deteriorated, and he sought medical help to train doctors. The doctors suspected that the patient influenza A/H1N1. Upon arrival in Jinan young man immediately taken to the city's isolation hospital, where previously confirmed the diagnosis of medical brigade trains. Ministry of Health has asked all passengers to the flight, with whom the patient flew from Canada and who were sitting in close proximity to diseased (contains rows of seats on the plane), as well as the seventh coach passenger train, which he followed from Beijing to Jinan, show awareness and take medical examination. Previously, it was reported that influenza A/H1N1 patient was detected in the province of Sichuan, where he arrived from the United States. In the Beijing airport imposed tight control over coming from countries which recorded the spread of highly strain of influenza A/H1N1. Thus, as of Tuesday, with the help of thermal identified 738 persons with fever, 54 of them hospitalized for a medical examination. The authorities warned that all arriving in China with a bad feeling obliged to voluntarily report to the medical personnel at the intersection of the Chinese border. For concealment of information on the health status of convicted faces a fine of $ 150 to $ 1,5 thousand

Tractors on the hydrogen cell New Holland NH2.

From childhood we all have been fascinated by big machines that surround us in everyday life. But when these machines are still working on the hydrogen cell and does not pollute the environment, it is just fine.
Was recently presented tractor New Holland NH2 which operates on hydrogen cells. Batteries no emissions during operation and generates about 106 horsepower. Tractor runs on electric motors, which have enough tank capacity to 1.5 - 2 hours of work. Of course this is not so much, but it is still a prototype, although already and is ready for commercial use.

Russians are not facing pig flu

The Russian authorities take all necessary measures to prevent the entry into and proliferation of porcine influenza virus, real storms to the Russians yet, said the head of Russia Tatiana Golikova MHSD.

"Now is difficult to make predictions, how big a threat to pig flu. But the measures to be taken in such cases, accepted. If we talk about his arrival from abroad of potentially sick people and the flow of potentially contaminated meat, all the measures to curb these opportunities taken. Of course, there may be cases of diseases, from this no one is safe, but talk is a real risk for Russian citizens can not ", - said Golikova.

World Health Organization formally confirmed 114 human cases of influenza pork. Disease reported in Mexico, the United States, Canada, Israel, New Zealand and Europe. In Russia, a government commission to prevent the penetration of the virus in the country, banned the supply of meat from Mexico and several U.S. states.

Diseases of swine influenza in Mexico and several other countries due to a hybrid influenza virus type A (H1N1), a combination of antigens which were not previously seen in influenza viruses that cause disease in humans or pigs. Influenza virus type "A" represents a significant risk in epidemiological terms, as capable of rapid genetic change. A diseased pork Influenza temperature rises, there is a cough, runny nose, headache and muscle pain, in some cases there are vomiting and diarrhea.

WHO has raised the threat level prior to a pandemic influenza pig from 4 to 5 on a scale shestiballnoy.

The most stylish perfume of spring

Your style and personality reflected in the clothing and fragrance that you wear every day. Fun and flirtatious person will feel irresistible aroma of Pretty by Elizabeth Arden - a mixture of feminine fragrance of pink lilies, creamy scent of flowers and orange tree. Romantic style in clothes perfectly complement the Eden Island Michael Kors Bermuda - an exotic blend of red hibiscus and tropical flower of passion. " Sexuality underline Onde Vertige by Giorgio Armani - the aroma of passionate eastern notes patchouli. And to prefer the most natural style and fresh flavors like Twilight of Sarah Jessica Parker - an explosive sense of smell of mandarin and pink peony.

Cheryl Cole in fancy leather trousers with lightning between the legs

Cheryl Cole has demonstrated its new fashionable narrow trousers of polyvinyl with lightning between his legs.

Spring Fashion 2009: ryushi dress (ruffles)!

Despite the cooler weather, the feeling of spring's in the air. Add a proportion of romance to your spring wardrobe, and pay attention to the fashionable spring trend - ryushi. In various versions and transformation.

Oops, she did it again! New mad love Britney Spears

Britney Spears and her ballet dancer Chase Benz recently increasingly seen together in public and in nightclubs. 27-year-old pop diva and mother of two children danced along with them every all-night discos. Their affair lasted for two weeks. Close friends say that Britney madly in love and did not part with Chase. Do not forget about the previous mad love Spears - her ex-husband and father of two children Kevin Federlayna, because he too was dancer of the group. It looks like a pop singer's weakness to the dancers of Ballet ..